Pls don’t mind if I swear out loud in this blog….i’m
seriously pissed off….how can a man who treated us with lagaan bang us with a 4
hour hot shot?????

Yup………JODHAAAA-AKBAR!!!!!!!

One word to describe it ….SICK…btw did I tel u
that I bunked the college to watch this movie?? Coz the classes were too boring
to stop me from dozing off…but l8r I realized, classes were better…not just
better…..a million times better than J-A….

In the first half I stared at my watch about a hundred times
to c my watch rock steady….trust me…it wasn’t moving at aaallllll…..finally at
the interval I almost spent all my money on potato wafers and cold drinks…I had
enough food reserves to kill 2 more hours watching (errrr!!!) this movie…

            One
innocent question…wats there in this movie other than loads and loads of
tanishq sponsored gold????

The director has bombarded the historical facts….the
language is equally non-digestible and the formalities before baadshah….they
drag the movie….and drag and drag!!!!!

  Was it really
necessary to adress Akbar as badshah-e-hindustan jalaluddin mohammed Akbar
every single time??? And call jodhaa as mallika-e-hindustan rajput rajkumari
jodhaa bai???Just imagine the time taken to cal the name…and every single time
this is done!!!!  I was like F***….were
the people so sick in those days or the director is sick!!!!

Selected picks of the language used….Tashreef rakhiye (sit
down), gustaki maaf huzoor(sorry sir), sazaa-e-maut(death sentence), azeem-o-shaan
shehenshah (Donno d meanin), padhareeye(come)…..i cant remember the rest of the
things!!!!thank god

Ahhh……altogether the movie is a package of boredom and
frustration….even after reading this, if u wanna feel the kick of the movie
then…all d best….be mentally prepared to take the torture..and all d folks who
wanna watch in multiplexes!!!! U’ll find it more boring coz ther’s nobody to
shout and entertain u!!!!!!

comments welcome